Well, it’s been 14 years since the mess that was Jurassic Park 3, and 22 years since the original. Now, Steven Speilberg is back as executive producer for a new Jurassic movie. It’s 2015 and now we’ve got Jurassic World. It’s got Rising SuperStar Chris Pratt on board, too, which bodes well. The big question is, of course, can it compare to the first movie? Is it worthy?
The answer is FUCKING YES. This is the only movie that I feel deserves the “Jurassic Park” name since the first one. You should go see it. You should go see it in IMAX, if only for the sound. Hearing the roar of the T-Rex with IMAX sound is something you need to experience. The 3D used in Jurassic World is the immersive style of 3D, rather than the “RAAR I’M POPPING OUT OF THE SCREEN AT YOU” and is used very minimally. While I appreciate this, it does make the 3D completely optional to the experience.
In the first episode of ThreeHeaded Throwdown, the guys face-off in the newly released Super Smash Bros for WiiU. Who will come out victorious?
Watch Tristan discuss the problems and positives of the Order 1886.
Because that what the Halo series is all about: PUSHING BUTTONS! CAN YOU FEEL THE EXCITEMENT!?!?!
Butt pillow? Pillow Butt? What what?
Watch in awe as we struggle with control schemes! It’s pretty obvious we’ve been playing way too much Destiny. I’m sure this doesn’t bode poorly for the tone of the whole play through. Naw, it should be fine!
Our long-play of Halo 4 finally begins!
…to a fairly rocky start. I’m SURE that doesn’t bode poorly for the LP as a whole. Can Patrick keep his sanity? Can Tristan stay hyped the whole way through? Stay tuned and find out!
They’ve actually started the game, but how long will they last? Also, why are the random encounters more jump-scary than P.T.? Dan, our fearless leader shows up too, but is spared the majority of the horror.
With this epsiode, we should have things in a better place, technically.
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Guest starring Aramis Perez