JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure? What? Why bother reading about that miserable Joestar family? Everyone knows DIO Brando is the true star of the series! His reign over the lower life forms will be immortal!
Evolution 2015 (EVO 2015) is the self-proclaimed “most prestigious fighting game tournament in the world.” With the spirit of the crowd, the large diversity of games and multiple streams (4 streams simultaneously on Twitch.tv), it is hard to argue.
With thousands of entrants for each game and a peak concurrent viewer count of over 200,000 on Twitch, EVO 2015 was bigger and more hype than ever.
Well, it’s been 14 years since the mess that was Jurassic Park 3, and 22 years since the original. Now, Steven Speilberg is back as executive producer for a new Jurassic movie. It’s 2015 and now we’ve got Jurassic World. It’s got Rising SuperStar Chris Pratt on board, too, which bodes well. The big question is, of course, can it compare to the first movie? Is it worthy?
The answer is FUCKING YES. This is the only movie that I feel deserves the “Jurassic Park” name since the first one. You should go see it. You should go see it in IMAX, if only for the sound. Hearing the roar of the T-Rex with IMAX sound is something you need to experience. The 3D used in Jurassic World is the immersive style of 3D, rather than the “RAAR I’M POPPING OUT OF THE SCREEN AT YOU” and is used very minimally. While I appreciate this, it does make the 3D completely optional to the experience.
Check out the most recent Guile’s Theme Goes with Everything. This time, it goes with the Shia Labeouf Motivational Speech TED Talk video.
A movie called Godzilla that isn’t about Godzilla.
I am not an expert on Godzilla, I am not an expert on movie making, and I am certainly not an expert on coming up with crafty titles. However, even greenhorns like myself can understand when they have been tricked.
Godzilla is a movie about unconditional love, about becoming obsessed with an idea to the point of total isolation, and about the mistakes men can make in the name of science.
What it ISN’T is a movie about the king of the monsters.
Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn. Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn. Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn. Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn. Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.
Seeing as how neither Dan nor Patrick will touch anything pony-related with a ten foot science pole, I guess it falls to me to become the resident brony and tell you all about the MLP collectible card game.
FOLDSPACE is the upcoming audio drama/comedy/campaign that will be hosted right here at ThreeHeadedBoy. For those of you who are interested in the setting, story or just what the hell I’m doing with Traveller, here is your official primer!
Peter Jackson at his most entertaining
I remember getting the text form my friend. He had acquired a ticket for me, a ticket to see the second film in the Hobbit trilogy (because apparently a book that is half as long as ONE of the Lord of the Rings books needs to be three times as long). I had been burned four times before. The three LOTR films and first Hobbit while good were all very long and fairly slow affairs.
Sacrificing precious sleep, I joined my buddy and watched the Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug in IMAX 3D on opening night. People were excited. Some were dressed as their favorite dwarf or wood elf.
But was the movie any good? You bet.
Another of your allies falls in battle. With a grim taste in your mouth, you recall him from the front line. Five down, one left. Your rival sneers at you from across the field. You’ve wanted to show him up since childhood, and this was supposed to be your big chance. Shame things never seem to work out they way you want them. Your hand reaches up to touch the small red and white orb hanging around your neck. Do you dare? Can you afford not to? Relying on its power is dangerous, and there’s no telling what the side effects could be. You think back to that puppy orphanage, six months ago. They’re still cleaning that up.
You raise your head, and lock eyes with the adversary. In his eyes you see the pride, the smugness, the total douche-baggery that you’ve hated for all of these years. Something inside you mans the f**k up. You don’t care anymore. You don’t care that he’s the old man’s grandson. You don’t care that there are thousands of innocent bystanders watching.
No. You’ve come much too far for it all to end here – to end like this.
You rip the orb from its setting, and push the small button on the face. In a blink, it goes from the size of a marble to that of a softball, filling your hand. You flip your hat around, brim to rear, and reach back, throwing the pokéball with all of your might and shouting:
“DANGERZONE, I CHOOSE YOU!”